Come see the triumphant return of Curly and my new band the Reverberators. It'll be like a warm up for HOTD, without the dust.

Billy D
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Howdy cuzzins!!

This yearz Bodeen Family Reunion picknick is:

Saturday, July 15, 2006

YEEEEE HAAAWWWW!!!!!!!

We gone be gittin our family shit kickin ho-down starting at 1:00 pm!
Git on down early (as when you git up in the early afternoon) to enjoy
some ass-kickin jams (gottdam po-leese gets to cumin around at
10:00-like)! Bring yer banjos, mandolins, axes, pots n pans, and
cowbells fer some butt-shakin party music!

Weez late-nite party freeks, so if you gots to go to the monster truck
rally first, we forgive you fuckin losers, but don't forget to bring
extra beer cuz we'll prolly be run out by then! (Ya fuckin monster truck
loozers!)

Cuzzin Durle's izzat (in case you were too drunk last time to remember
how to git here):

1344 Rosalia Ave.
Sunnyvale, CA 94087
408-774-1006

We gone be pickin and grinnin! (and spittin an drinkin too!)

HOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

We gots some good likker. We got bad likker. You bring some shit too. Bring yer fav-o-rite cup, cuz cuzzin Jeb will spit his tobaccy juice in
the nearest plastic mystery cup, n it ain't always real tasty! (We calls
it "cuzzin flavorins"! Sometimes it gits ya real buzzed tho!)

Maybe we gots some burgers, dogs, pork n beans n franks, waldorf salad,
spam loaf, possum loaf, sausage loaf, pidgeon loaf, baby loaf...
mmm-mmm! Bring some vittles, dammit! Yer family, fuckin contribute,
sonsabitches! I only got so many food stamps comin in!

Some secert family recipes, which dependin on how drunk mama gets, is: Skwerl Pot Pie Porky Cakes Possum "Cheese" Burgers Orange Marshmello Parfay

(Do I gots to spell it out for y'all? Bring something and make up a
gottdam name!)

Bring yer slutty pregnant second cuzzins, yer dirty uncles, and yer
innocent and tender kids and dawgs! (Dee-lishus!)

Here's some tips for yer city-folk guest frends: www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_396.htm

Park yer trux n shit in the big ole school lot at the end of the street
cuz we don't want to have to git our shotguns out to be fightin off them
pesky naybers n cops! That shit messes with ma gottdam buzz!

Throw down yer tents n crap in the yard (just like back at Gramma's
place)! I gots me a fancy camper and an extra tent for you drunk losers!
(But watch out, cuz you know how RANDY cuzzin Earl gits!)

YEEEEE HAAAWWWW!!!!!!!

Cuzzin Lisa Lou Bodeen