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Re: Jesus was my bartender
Sat, January 31, 2004 - 10:55 AMOh Oh Oh!!! Not only was Jesus my bartender but he imparted to me great wisdom. He said to me "KILL THE HEOUMANS" and then something about bunnies and penguins ruling the world. Seeing as how wine is supposed to be the blood of Christ, well, that dude must have been totally wasted 24hrs a day! -
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Re: Jesus was my bartender
Sat, January 31, 2004 - 1:35 PMshazzayam haleluia brother Jesus said as they nailed him up, forgive them Lord they know not what they do.
They drink the wine I've served them and smoke the herb that doth groweth from the dirt. Amen. And instead they decided to nail Barney up instead. that's what really happenned. -
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Re: Jesus was my bartender
Sat, January 31, 2004 - 5:55 PMyes, yes. come to HOTD...where the lord serves YOU!
amen!
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Re: Jesus was my bartender
Tue, March 30, 2004 - 5:25 PMME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
He also gave me DJ lessons. Oh yeah, and that whole dying for our sins thing. What a guy!